Remember, while I’m giving you a ride, you won’t be lumped into the category of the typical NYC tourist, but after you get off, I can’t make any promises. I can give you a few tips to blend in around here a little better. We like to walk fast, so if you’re taking your time, leave enough passing room on the sidewalk for those of us who are in a rush. Which to you will seem like pretty much everyone. Buy a bagel or a bialy and get into a heated debate with someone about which is better. Do just about anything, aside from bicycling in a bike lane. To get the best experience, book your tickets at Experience THE RIDE!

Source: http://www.okwassup.com/2014/03/an-open-letter-to-nyc-tourists.html