Congratulations, new graduates! It’s THE RIDE here with some words of wisdom for the Class of 2016. Yes, I know you’ve probably already had to sit through endless speeches as you waited for your diploma (probably none of which were as good as the ones on this top ten list). But this isn’t advice about how to live your life, this is way more important than that; this is about how to plan your graduation party.

Planning the perfect commencement celebration can be a tricky thing. There are so many factors to consider, especially with friends and relatives of so many different ages and interests on the guest list. You want to keep them all—from Grandma to your littlest brother—busy and happy. Remember, your goal is to keep them as entertained as possible so that 1) they don’t have time to ask too many annoying questions about your “plans for the future” and 2) they enclose checks with lots of zeros in your graduation cards.

Here’s what you do: gather up your guests and celebrate your graduation in style with a NYCsightseeing extravaganza on THE RIDE (that’s me)! Yup, I offer customized party options that will make your event a huge hit with everyone you need to impress. (Not that I’m not impressive enough on my own, given my state-of-the-art audio-visual technology, floor-to-ceiling windows, and team of professional singers, dancers, musicians and comedic hosts!) The best part? Once you sign up, all the work is done for you, so you can sit back and enjoy the party along with everyone else. Just click here to get the party started!

So go ahead and throw that mortarboard cap into the air. Your future is bright. The world is your oyster. And now, your party is planned!